The recent Iran war has brought to light a concerning reality: Keir Starmer, the Prime Minister of Britain, appears to be a mere figurehead, with others pulling the strings of foreign policy. This is particularly evident in the handling of the Middle East crisis, where Starmer's cabinet members, notably Ed Miliband, have shown a lack of resolve and strategic thinking. The situation is akin to having a muppet in charge, as the decisions being made are far from ideal and often counterproductive. The author argues that the Labour Party's foreign policy is being shaped by Miliband, who has a history of indecisiveness and a willingness to compromise on principle. This is exemplified by Miliband's refusal to support military action against Bashar al-Assad in 2013 and his subsequent inaction against ISIS in 2015. The author questions the integrity of Miliband's decision-making, especially given his involvement in a nasty political knife fight during the 2010 Labour leadership contest. The article concludes that Britain is being led by muppets, and the rest of the world is taking notice, laughing at the country's inability to make decisive and principled foreign policy decisions.